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‘just one more fic. i’m fine. everything is fine’

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

dragons-hoard-of-fandoms:
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
It’s that time of year again.

Imagine something weird happens and Stiles and Derek end up mentally linked and Derek is able to hear Stiles’s thoughts. At first, it’s really confusing and disorientating, but it ends up being kinda handy as Stiles will get up and walk into another room only to forget what he went in there for.
“Phone charger,” Derek calls after him.
“Thank you!”
Originally posted by brknghrts
But things take a turn when Stiles ends up staring at Derek while he exercises. He can’t look away from Derek’s body, muscles tensing and flexing beneath his sweat-glistened skin. Suddenly Derek pauses.
“Stop commenting on my muscles.”
“I wasn’t!” Stiles lies, looking away as his cheeks burn.
Derek keeps working out only to pause again a moment later.
“Stiles, stop thinking about my ass!”
Originally posted by shadowlessdeath

gaytanic-panic:

demolitonlover:

rip to the one and only 🙏

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foreverreylo:

They…

thedeepthought:

Authors who post like this are so deliciously unhinged. At this point it’s not even a fic- it’s a literary hostage situation, and i am ✨sat✨ ☕️

harleyquinnselectraheart:

“Shipping this toxic and/or Controversial™️ pairing doesn’t mean we want to see them get endgame and live happily ever after, it just means-”

Speak for yourself, buddy ✋🏽 — I am currently planning their wedding and picking out baby names! We are not the same.

spec-squared:

shark-tranny:
violet-hady:
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amonsteronmaplestreet:
weaselle:
gailynovelry:
delearyus:
transmechanicus:
spoookiepie:
wbicepuppy:
silverhawk:
can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
no come back ma’am
*under my breath* underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
Underwater love of my underwater life
There are benefits to being a marine biologist
underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
underwater love
of my underwater life
underwater benefits
to underwater studies
turning underwater sharks
into underwater buddies
underwater lovers are
the partly sharky sirens
seen if you’ve achieved degrees
in underwater science
Originally posted by tigersharks
… couldn’t help it….
@shark-tranny
aaaaaaah why can’t this be me
smash

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Things i have actually said to students/volunteers on excavation.

allofmystudentsrunaway:

archaeoloony:
Student: What’s this?
Me: it’s a rock, well done.
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me:you are all my children now..
Student: even Malcolm, he’s sixty?
Me: did i stutter? i love my wrinkly bald son.
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Volunteer: What’s this?
Me:it’s a rock, sandstone probably
Volunteer: is it important?
Me: no it’s a rock
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Me:Do not fall down the well.
Me:if you do fall down the well, don’t die.
Me: if you die, i’ll kill ya. i do not like extra paperwork.
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Student: how do you cope with on site stress?
Me:alcohol, nicotine and arboreal violence..
Student: wht?
Me: i beat up trees.
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Me: why is there a rock in your finds tray?
Volunteer:it’s a pretty rock
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Me: *while plotting with my boss* MUMMY AND DADDY ARE TALKING!
Me: this is why we can’t have nice things people!
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Me: If you need me I’ll be hiding..
Student: where?
Me:that’s the whole point.
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Me:bear in mind if you die on site your corpse will be stuffed and mounted on the spoil heap as a warning to others.
Students: *look at the spoil heap*
Me: don’t worry nobody has died..yet.
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Student: i’m sorry, i can no longer work with *insert name here*
Me: did you shag?
student: how the fuck did you know..?
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Volunteer: what are you hoping to find?
Me: my will to live.
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Student:what’s this
Me:its bone *licks bone* see if it sticks to your tongue its bone.
Student:..
Me: oh yeah don’t do that.
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*after a very long open day*
Tourist:so who lived here?
Me: dead people.
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*after another long open day at a different site*
Tourist: so how does geophysics work
Me:magic
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tourist: so what do you teach the students?
Me: excavation techniques..and the importance of cynicism and beer in archaeological contexts.
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*too a particularly horny and yet weirdly romantically successful male student*
Me: you shag anyone else, i’m going to have you neutered.
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newbie digger: whats this?
Me: the solid mineral material forming part of the surface of the earth and other similar planets, exposed on the surface or underlying the soil.
Me: its a rock, another one, well done.
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Student:what was that noise!?
Me:don’t worry it’s just the finds officer, it helps to think of him as five gibbons in a simon suit.
Student:..wht/..
Me: hush that’s the noise he makes when someone has stolen all the sharpies. if we stand very still he may pass us by…he can smell fear you know
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student: have you dug up many skeletons?
Me: yes loads
Student:i don’t think i could do that.
Me: *stares at roman cemetery around us* were you at the site briefing..
Student: yeah they said inhumations..it’s burials i can’t deal with..
Me:…ok…and you have graduated from university right?
Student:yes i got a first.
Me:…
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Volunteer: i found this weird thing, it’s probably another rock
Me: oh that is a lovely bit of mid 20th century..Asbestos sheeting
Volunteer: what does that mean?
Me: we run away..quite quickly..while trying not to breath
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Volunteer:I’ve watched every episode of time team..i know what i am doing
Me: that’s a rock, these are in fact all rocks.
can’t believe this is still getting notes..wanna see me on site in a fluffy dressing gown shooting an air rifle???
it had been a looooonnnggg day
if you would like to volunteer for the lost city of trellech, wales englands 2020 dig please dm me, i promise i will say any rocks you find are very pretty.

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sioltach:

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world

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lilacblossoms:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:
this kills me EVERY. TIME. I WATCH IT.
Her deadpan delivery is just… *chef’s kiss*

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ghostcrows:

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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bug-mp3:

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